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Pig lottery

When there’s a whole bunch of fat girls willing to let you put your cash in their slot. AKA... PUSSY.
Friend 1: “Yo that sorority club is a pig lottery!”
Friend 2: “Yeah, Sally let me put my coin in her slot!”
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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a lottle

Combining a little and a lot. Very useful vocabulary. Created by Cammy
“Yo that chick’s a little weird”
“Nah more like a lottle”
by iammöth October 8, 2018
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Fort Lottodale

A populous area of Florida where scratch-off tickets are extra-popular.
I prefer rural areas and I have no interest in gambling, so I'd have little reason to visit Fort Lottodale during my Florida-vacation travels.
by QuacksO October 11, 2018
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Birth Lottery

The Idea that a person's quality of life is determined at birth. His/her life is all dependent on race, region, religion, sex, and genetics.

This is also known as "Lottery of Birth".
Tommy: Did you hear about that Paki kid that was forced into marriage at 10?
John: Poor girl lost the birth lottery.
by Sazuri January 26, 2019
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A lottle

You hungry?

A lottle!
by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019
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lil lotta chubby

When your are portioned In a manner that means you’re fat and petite
Ima whole lil lotta chubby, i look like when squidward was eating all the krabby patties
by Phsyy April 8, 2019
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