Laying Fart

When you or someone else (either alone or in the presence of others) is laying down and suddenly rip a fart

Jack: The other day I was laying down in bed watching a movie with Jules and she suddenly ripped a Laying Fart.

Marc: And....

Jack: I think I’m in love

by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021

ladging

like weird in a funny way.

the girl that talks abt everyone: 'aha did u see what she posted, it was ladging aha'

by h2trappy, i'm joking lol May 8, 2021

knotts landing

A place upon the mountain where a Knott resides. Knott is an old english term referring to a mountain top, or ridgeline. Knotts Landing should have a good vantage to survey the valley or lowlands below. Coined from the Scottish Highlanders and the brothers of thistle.

"Lets go to Knotts Landing"
"Lets not and say we did."
"What is the fun in that?"
"I dunno lets just go to 'the lil wal' and wait for him there instead."

by knotts knot February 4, 2010

Deaf leading the deaf

Amateur musicians trying to make music

Bob: Dude, how does that chord progression go in "Peter Pumpkinhead"?

Dave: I don't know, I never could figure that one out.

Bob: Great, this is like the deaf leading the deaf!

by VanGremlin July 18, 2010

Fields Landing

A very cold small town in California right on the bay. consits of crazy people, old people, few kids, a small post office, ampartments, drug dealers, and some docks.

fields landing is the perfect place for enternal punishment.

by S.B.U.S.D.#12 April 27, 2011

Granny's Special Lamington

When your Grandma scrapes the cheese off of her old vagina, freezes it, and grates it up to look like coconut and then coats Lamingtons in it.

Granny's Special Lamingtons tasted a bit funny today, the coconut was a bit strange. I guess that's why she calls them special!

by cookedbogan69 January 25, 2021

The Blind Leading The Blind

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022