Cockblocked by Kobe

When you are the Utah Jazz, and because of Kobe's 60 pointer, you get destroyed, demolished, and your career gets ended because of a 37 year old Mamba.

Man 1: Damn bro, we just lost to the Lakers in the deciding game to get to the playoffs.
Man 2: Damn bro! You just got cockblocked by Kobe!

by KobeBryantAids February 27, 2018

Gianna plus Kobe

Is the day we celebrate Gianna and Kobe since they died

We celebrate Gianna plus Kobe

by Dailah Renee February 1, 2020

Go Full Kobe

To ejaculate on the face of your sex partner.

I didn't expect Bob to go Full Kobe on the second date.

by Miso Grumpy May 1, 2020

Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.

Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe

by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025

Kobel

A talented and handsome singer/rapper that is the leader of the Broke Gang and Is not afraid to flex random stuff on the broke underlings

Kobel/Johnny: "I got this... Eevee figurine. Um- and these star stickers- oH wait"
Fans: "GUYS HE'S FLEXING THAT EXPENSIVE SHIt oN US"
Kobel/Johnny: "alright guys get ready for a ult flex. I got airpo-"
Fans: "STOP FLEXING UR EXPENSIVE STUFF AT US AND SHOW US YOUR FOREHEAD NOBODY CARES ABOUT UR AIRPODS"

by @uwu.kobel January 27, 2019

Kobeism

The belief that one person can inspire a generation to work endlessly, dream without boundaries and never give up.

Dj is showing Kobeism on the court.

by recklesswrld January 27, 2020

kobeni

VANCE

how did this mf kobeni not die

by neferpitouapologist July 19, 2021