Jose

A ugly man with a harry chest who obviously will never know what shave means
I have a teacher named jose and dang does he look like a gorrilla
by Yrsc May 17, 2018
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Pot head who passes out while he's sitting up on a chair and passes out when he says he gonna chill with you
Or friend who constantly passes out on you or comes to hang out with only to pass he enjoys passing out on your couch on your chair and you bed. If he's not passed out at your place he's passed out at another another place. He habitually passes out bit will not never admit to it
V:hey where's jose wasn't he suppose to hang out with us tonight?
M:you know what jose is doing right now.
V:.....passed out?
M: passed out
by Greed117 December 13, 2018
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Is a very ugly tall emo person that like to be fucked by men and all he does is cry and all he dose is look ugly asf and he ates alot like a fat cow like shi Jose you can just kys fuck your so anoyyoing like fuck no one likes you just kys.
by Faxshi November 21, 2021
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Jose is someone who cares about other peoples well being. And gets alot of pussy
Damn. Look at jose, hes eating her out in that car.
by Josegetspussy March 07, 2018
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ÿo look at jose hes a big and tall hes also a guy thats crazy
by Mxon February 14, 2022
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Jose is a name that says poggers and act like a 13 year old white girl
Hey look it’s Jose
Oh I know him he is a 17 year old that acts like a child
by TheGoat31 August 07, 2021
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Four Children.

Two children would be a Jo, one would be a J.
Just had my fourth kid. Got the full Jose now.
by A Noony Moose May 14, 2019
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