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A man who is a bad mutha. Most likely a ninja or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. A Jordan is a cold blooded panty bandit with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
A Jordan usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with a Jordan.
A jordan can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or Canadian territories. A Jordan can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound.
I digress explaining a Jordan any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is. A jordan.
Woman A: Hey do you see that hot guy walking this way?
Woman B: OMG he just checked you out.
Woman A: Umm I think I'm pregnant.
Woman B: Wow I think that was a Jordan. Your such a bitch.
Jordan by JordanTheDollarBill June 25, 2008
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A asian boy who prays to the buddha and shoves chopsticks up peoples asses
Oh that chopstick is so deep Jordan push it in harder
Jordan by Steven Jobbyson November 5, 2018

JORDAN DOWNS 

A housing project in Watts Los Angeles,CA. The Jordan Downs were shown in the Menace II Society. It's also the home to the Grape Street Watts Crips.
Tyree: Ay bitch you wanna chill in my hood tonight?
Hoodrat: Where you stay at?
Tyree: Jordan Downs
Hoodrat: Hell Naw!! Dem niggas crazy
JORDAN DOWNS by Lil Vicc June 29, 2008
A lovey bright girl. usually extreamly great. and loves everything. and is amazing... super amazing
That girl is so great.. she is such a jordan!
Jordan by Smart Harvard Person June 22, 2011
like Superman...unbelievably cool
man i wish i was fly like jordy
jordy by jordy3710 January 16, 2008

Jordan Mouthwash 

The act of drinking a woman's used bath water.
Except for the scabs on her elbows, she would make some amazing Jordan Mouthwash
Jordan Mouthwash by JTNP August 24, 2008

Jordan's Heart 

Having a Jordans Heart implies that you can not feel anything for any one ever
I feel bad for her, she really likes him but he has a Jordan's Heart.
Jordan's Heart by TOMAHAWKNINJA March 28, 2011