The 13 Commandments of Jonad
1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"
1. Jonas is the Lord thy God
2. Thou shalt have no other gods before Jonas
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any proper english
4. Thou shalt not take the name of Lord thy God in vein
5. Remember the jonad channel, to keep it holy
6. Dishonour thy syntax and thy punctuation
7. Thou shal only speak in broken english
8. Thou shal speak as if drunk
9. Thou shalt make any sense
10. Thou shal reply with any caps lock message as "whoops big letters on"
11. Thou shal refer to any case of Fourth Wall Breaking as "Meta Time"
12. Thou shal replace the word "There" with thy preferred "dere"
13. Thou shalt not use the phrase "huh" but instead use the phrase "guj"
I don't speak English, I speak Jonad.
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by jona847i December 3, 2022
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by aiipuchika August 7, 2009
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He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)
His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.
HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
He's from New Jersey, and has 3 brothers- Nick (15), Kevin (20), and Frankie (7)
His full name is Joseph Adam Jonas
Before becoming a musician he wanted to be a comedian.
Enjoys running.
Favorite drink: orange Gatorade
Favorite Sport: Wiffel Ball.
Was born in Casa Grande, Arizona, grew up in Wyckoff New Jersey and now resides in Los Angeles.
Became home-schooled in 7th grade.
Collected G.I. Joe action figures and pens as a child.
His favorite movie is School For Scoundrels.
Favorite sport is soccer.
His favorite school subject is math.
His favorite author is Dr. Seuss.
His favorite holiday is Valentine's Day.
HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN!!!
Obviously he is the best looking and most talented Jonas Brother. He has the biggest package I've ever seen. The BIGGEST jonas brother- if you know what i'm saying ;)Clearly they most idolized package in the world. He makes headbands and tambourines sexy. Makes girls melt when he sings. He is slightly clumsy at times but it makes girls love him even more. He has the best personality. Makes tight pants look good. He is so dangerous that he uses umbrella's inside- also known as DJ Danger. He is known for acting crazy and saying ridiculous things- HE IS HILARIOUS. Makes funy videos with his brothers on youtube.Known for his sexy "joehawk". MAKES GIRLS MELT WITH HIS KILLER BOD. HOTTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET.
"hey joe will you bang, i mean hang with me?"
"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"
"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"
"he's HUGE...that's NICE"
"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
"hey joe wanna mate, i mean date?"
"sex me now joe... did i just say that out loud?"
"he's HUGE...that's NICE"
"JOE JONAS IS MINE. back off biznatch."
by mrs. joe jonas January 21, 2008
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1.dude i hate the jonas brothers
2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers
3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse
2.Im not gonna have sex with you because you are obsessed with the jonas brothers
3.Jonas brothers should all get kicked in the nuts by mickey mouse
by imwaitingfortheEND April 17, 2009
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Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.
Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.
Most teenage girls want to rape him in his sleep, but I don't roll like that.
Has a nice booty and can do the splits better than most gymnasts.
Did you see Pricilla Presley's death split on Dancing With The Stars? She TOTALLY pulled a Joe Jonas.
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