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Jing the thing 

To give yourself some love. To tame the dragon. To wax the candle. To work the shift stick. To buff the banana. To beat the bishop. To pet the python. To play your own trumpet. To fondle the flagpole. To answer nature's booty call. To fiddle the flute. To go the extra mile for yourself. To shine the doorknob. To shake the snake awake.
"Where is Joe? I haven't seen him in a while.

"He is in his room. I have told him repeatedly not to jing the thing so much."
Jing the thing by BuzzedBrain January 28, 2020
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Jingle Scoot

Another name for an ice cream truck
“Hey, look! The Jingle Scoot is coming! Hey your money!”
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jingebra 

la annie es una jingebra
jingebra by anniesux June 18, 2020

jingle bell run 

(noun) the act of fleeing the classroom at the bell before the teacher finishes his/her lecture on the American Revolution
By the end of 8th grade, students have perfected the jingle bell run and are ready for high school history class.
jingle bell run by telemachus777 September 12, 2020

Jingle bellll

Have you seen the jingle bellll yet?
Jingle bellll by Jingle bellll September 15, 2020
Jaba /kuchana miraa
Tuko zabe tunachana tu majing
Jing by anonymous September 15, 2020

Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
Jingle Whip by Zynodome September 22, 2020