Jill

a fat girl who lives in york

Me: Hey did you see a Jill?
Them: No?
Me: Look!!
Them: OMG SHES SO FAT
Me: IKR?

by Nicoleluvs October 28, 2013

Jill Card

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.

Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.

by Chuckadoodledoo January 11, 2009

Jello Surprise

The hard, spongy textured layer of jello found at the bottom of the bowl. It formed when jello isn't eaten for a number of days, thus becoming hard and losing taste. The act of biting into this layer gives you a nasty taste and texture in your mouth...SURPRISE!

Mom: Tonight we're going to your aunt's house to have dinner.
Child: Oh great...then for dessert we get to eat Uncle Don's week old jello with the jello surprise.

by Mikedakwik February 29, 2008

blue jello

a jiggly treat, made from collagen (found inside of smurf bones) often served cold.

jack: "my throat hurts from the tonsil removal :( "

kate: "lay down, and i'll get you some blue jello from the fridge :) "

by gargamel666 July 2, 2011

Doing the Jello

Doin the jello is like no other movement that could possibly be imagined. When you jello, you take both hands and move them up and down with your body following in the same movement. If the dance seems too plain or boring, then you are not doing it correctly.

I went to the club and we were doing the jello.

by Kaylord Hill May 16, 2006

Jill Tits

Someone with rather small tits, often called "Mosquito Bites" or "Bee Stings"

That new girl has some major Jill Tits, can she even physically wear a bra?

by Dinobinoid December 10, 2008

Jill

your hand.
(whn you look at your hand thats wht it spells)

-did you bang sarah?
-no dude, i had to settle with jill

-you know that loser kevin?
-yea
-well he says he has a girlfriend.
-x yea maybe jill, thats the only girl he'll ever get!

(i didn't make up this term)

by vegegreg April 27, 2010