Mop Jesus

The son of Mop God.

Yo Jamal, would you be interested in learning about our mop lord and mop savior, Mop Jesus?

by Dumb6nitch9ine March 19, 2022

SWAT Jesus

Benevolent deity of all hardcore operators. He keeps a watchful eye over his flock of well-trained firearms enthusiasts. He is most often summoned when one is engaged in a firefight and has run dry of ammunition. They cast a wistful eye towards the sky, crying out for help. And as if from Heaven, scores of fully loaded magazines rain from the sky, once again replenishing the empty firearm so that it can be re-engaged.

Help me! Help me SWAT Jesus! I’m out of ammo!

by swat957 October 25, 2017

Jesus Pong

Invented by 14th century Tibeten monks: Jesus Pong is widely understood as the greatest game in the world, consisting of 2 or more players playing an adapted version of ping pong where the ball must hit the floor once before your turn to play. You are out if the ball hits the floor twice, or you miss the table after you strike the ball. In some cases a rick shaw is used for Moo Shoo runs when really hungry after many games of Jesus Pong.

You are the greatest Jesus Pong player I have ever seen. Besides myself, practicing in front of a mirror... which I do... everyday... in the nude.

by nwdriller81 October 3, 2007

Jesus

A boy/guy who is very nice and generous to others, often is a druggie or a user if 20+. Jesus is a boy/guy who sticks up his friends and always shows his emotions, but is mostly shy. A Jesus may often have a big dick, which attracts other females. A Jesus is a very loyal boy/man and will never cheat.

Jesus is very kind and sweet, he let me use his notebook because i left mine at home

by AlissaCarson2k01 January 5, 2019

Jesus

Usually a Hispanic male. When you see his face it lights up your world. He’s so amazing it’s unbelievable. He’s also able to make you laugh and smile. Your lucky if you ever meet one. Whenever you look at him it’s just breathtaking all the girls are chasing after him. He actually cares about the girl and isn’t out there just to be a player. He’s hot asf and you wouldn’t believe that a guy that hot could have that great of a personality.

Some girl: Omg did you see Jesus’s smile
Me: don’t even get me started on his

by itsyagalsarah May 22, 2018

Jesus Game

how to play:
1. go to wikipedia.org
2. go to the english article section
3. say "ready, set..." and click on random article
4. try to get to jesus christ's wikipedia page by only following links in the article.

you can even race your friends, this is a good substitute of wasting your time if youre on a filtered computer. instead of facebook, play the jesus game.

the jesus game:
random article: thai style dresses
1st link: Category Thai clothing
2nd: Thai fisherman pants
3rd: Thailand
4th: Christians
5th: Jesus

Thai dresses to jesus in five clicks, not bad.

by exit triks December 20, 2008

jesus of suburbia

The main character of Green Day's album "American Idiot," a rock opera in which the characters represent the youth of America in a modern-day metropolis filled with rhetoric, lies, and censorship. The entire story is an exploration of the main characters' thoughts and interactions with each other that takes place over the time span of approximately one year.

Jesus of Suburbia represents the average young American who doesn't quite fit in and has "disciples", or a clique consisting of the rest of the unheard youth who don't feel as though they fit into the well-established structures of the corporate American society.

"I'm the son of rage and love / the Jesus of Suburbia / from the bible of 'none of the above'"

by paul4tA December 9, 2004