a dumb blonde conservative twit with really big boobs and a huge nose.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
enjoys telling herself that tunafish is chicken, that she's attractive, and often flaunts her stupidity by making fun of herself. she also enjoys selling dumb records and performing for president bush.
her 15 mins were up before they even started.
"is this chicken what i have? or is it fish? i know it's tuna...but it says chicken of the sea!"
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
*slaps dumb bitch* shut up dumb bitch!
by alissenn manssenn November 10, 2004
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by J & J twins February 1, 2017
Get the Jessica mug.proof that blondes are dumb. the stereotypical blonde bimbo with epic tits and a fake tan. i doubt SHE was the one who initiated the divorce. her husband probably had some sense knocked into him finally. is now dating a smart brunette and is making millions by pretending to be depressed and heartbroken about the split (his new album).
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person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
person 2: she left HIM.
person 1: yeah, he left her.
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