clean my oven

A woman's first act of sexual intercourse after childbirth.

Why is nobody around when I need someone to clean my oven?

by pickles74 March 11, 2014

clinical pizza oven

cremation "retort" or 'oven'

looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!

went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!

john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!

by michael foolsley September 21, 2011

dutch oven pizza

the product of a dutch oven
may contain toppings

"Hey roommate.Want a dutch oven pizza, roommate? It has some toppings on it."
*fart*
"Ew, that smells like your mom."

by larpy March 13, 2009

spicy buddy oven

A place where kinky sex takes place.

I'm hungry for you. I'm hungry for lovin'. I wanna take you home to the spicy buddy oven.

by Matt DeJong September 12, 2005

Pullstart Dutch Oven

The act of tucking in the blankets underneath you while your wife/girlfriend is in the bathroom, etc. and letting loose some serious gas. When she returns, she is forced to pull the blankets out from under you and in the process catches a facefull of your wonderful aroma.

-Why didn't you get any ass last night?
-I gave Tiffany the old Pullstart Dutch Oven. She then proceeded to tell me how nasty I was and went to sleep on the couch.
-Damn dude, you really do smell like the middle deck of a slave ship when you rip ass.
-Desire smells like that to some.

by Doug Avery April 1, 2009

Get out of the oven

When you're super baked, and you need to come down from your "high"

Dude, get out of the oven, you're super baked

by Paris Lou Lou January 8, 2012

Warming Up the Oven

The act of teasing your sex partner by kissing, licking, or touching tender spots when going down on them.

When im Warming Up The Oven I like to kiss the inside of kate's thighs.

by Mr.Impeccable February 17, 2012