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french canadian

An individual who lives in Quebec or in other french community in Canada ( And there are a few! Just get off that couch and discover the world you live in, you ignorant!).

The biggest concentration of them are located in Quebec (the province).

Not to be confused with The Brayons, living in the northern part of New-Brunswick (a lot of them will speak a fluent, yet in a funny accent, english. And if you address a citizen in french, they'll respond in a "good enough french", but you oughta know some english!).
New-Brunswick officially declares itself bilingual (french-english). Go figure.

Cajuns people (called "Acadiens", "Cadiens" or "Cayens" in french) also have their own dialect called Chiac (pronounced SHE'ACK (no pause)). It's spoken by most cajuns of southern New-Brunswick, although canjuns' elite tend to snob it and will either use a well-spoken french or english. That's mainly because chiac's known to be of a strong redneck-from-the-far-east french pronunciation plus a few english words. One can use less or more english... it's complex. I personally never lived there to fully grasp it, although my roots are from Quebec's far east.
Members of the band Radio-Radio raps in chiac. check it out on You-Tube.
-Salut, je suis un québécois et, par conséquent, un canadien français. Et toi?
-Hi, I'm a quebecer and consequently a french canadian. What about you?

Some chiac, in 'Cliché Hot' from Radio-Radio :

-1 frippe, 2 frippe, 3e frippe aussi?
-T'as pas besoin d'prescrition, ta première frippe est free!
translates to :

"1 fry, 2 fry, a 3rd fry too?"
"You ain't need a prescription, you're first fry's free!
note that Quebecers say "frite", not "frippe"
by KUTR March 22, 2011
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french pedicure

When a man squirts cum across the tips of a woman's toes. More than likely when the man or woman has a foot fetish, the aftermath of a footjob.
She was giving me a footjob and right when I was ready i have her a french pedicure!!
by Luvinfmfeet83OH November 5, 2015
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french booty

a guy who wears tight black jeans so his ass looks attractive and drool-worthy
me :OMG OLIVIA HE'S WEARING BLACK JEANS AGAIN
olivia: Yeah he wears black jeans all the time
me: OMG FRENCH BOOTYYYYYY
by femplified July 20, 2008
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French Cigarette

An act of oral sex where the giver felate’s the first 1/4 inch of the recipient’s penis whilst simultaneously using their thumb and index finger to manually stimulate up to one inch of said penis.

When this described act is performed between two men it is refered to as the "French Sailor"
My girlfriend gave me a French Cigarette last night. It was AWESOME!

Some chick smoked my French Cigarette clear down to the filter.

She's a pack-a-day French Cigarette smoker. i.e. she's a slut
by frenchfan April 7, 2010
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french weekend

A French Weekend is not necessarily a weekend. Essentially, a French Weekend is the few days you don't wash-up after having steamy, sweaty, hard sex with someone you just met and feel very turned-on about. For the next few days you can smell sex on yourself and the scent of that person still lingers on your body until it's overtaken by your own familiar stink. That's when you know it's time to rub-n'-scrub with shampoo and good soap and go fuck again.
I haven't seen her for a few days now, but I'm still having a French Weekend.

Man, you smell like that chick from accounting. Are you having a French Weekend?

Why are you constantly sniffing your fingers this week?
I am having a French Weekend.
by Narcosis May 4, 2008
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French Barbershop

When a boy/girl goes down on another person and rips off the other person's pubic hair with their teeth.
"Hey, I heard that you gave your boyfriend a French Barbershop yesterday. Is this true?"
---"Oh yeah, I still have pubic hair stuck in my mouth and toothbrush from that..."
by itothean511 January 27, 2011
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french twist

The act of getting a handie while pooping.
Jim only gets a French Twist from his wife on his birthday.

I had the runs so bad, I was surprised Gertrude wanted to give me a French Twist.
by Dickie Roberts, child star November 24, 2013
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