junk mail

Glory holing through a mail slot.

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!

by 203628 April 20, 2011

Maile

She likes to punch her sisters bbbbuuuttttt she has a white dog... so that's nice. she also doesn't go to school very often!

Wow maile punched her sis!

Wow maile missed the whole year of school!

by kile meany 509 March 1, 2022

She-mail

An extremely long text message that a girl might send to a guy in a fight. Usually they explain exactly why they are mad and how they could fix it.

Caleb: Brittany sent me a She-mail last night. I hardly got halfway through it!
Peter: Dude you should probably read it. She-mail can be hella helpful

by Wiseman07 December 31, 2021

Booty Mail

A booty call through email.

J: Check your email.
P: Did I just receive a booty mail from you?
J: See ya tonight!

by Bug Smasher September 26, 2017

hurt mail

The angry hurt texts and email you write to the person who has dumped you or rejected you or made you feel like you are not worthwhile or worth loving

That mofo is such a bastard but I couldn’t resist sending him that final text about my xxxx just to prove I am special & he is going to miss me.

It was hurt mail, par excellence

by Red in the Hed September 8, 2021

void mail

When a person, or a dog, or any creature is spaced out and looks vacant, they are checking their void mail.

Oh shit. Look at ChiChi. Where is her mind? oh, shes checking the void mail.

Is that person looking at me? Oh, no. They're checking their void mail.

by e.skoland March 3, 2022

Nos Eid Mail

Someone who is obsessed with touching fire

Meab is such a Nos Eid Mail

by VariousViper1780 January 12, 2023