itchitaintitis

A medical condition when your taint gets chafed and itchy. Can be caused by sweating or by having your taint licked and not drying it properly.

I can't stop scratching my grundle. I think I have itchitaintitis.

by t September 3, 2004

Itchygina

an itch on the INSIDE of your vagina that u have to scratch to get rid of otherwise it burns

guy: MMMM.. u dont hav to do tht, i can finger you.

girl: no u horny fuck i have an itchygina and im scratching it foo!

by the person who is givin a deff August 5, 2008

itchy green beard

An exclamation made when someone is clearly lying. This statement is accompanied by the stroking of an imaginary green beard and a quizzical look on ones face.

Friend: "Dude, I slept with Olivia Wilde last night!"

You: "Yeah and I'm stroking my itchy green beard"

by moist101 January 21, 2011

Itching my threshold

To itch ones threshold.
To itch ones genitalia.
When someones balls are itching this term is used to make a public statement that you are going to or are currently are itching them.

Comes from the totally awesome soundtrack of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World in the song "threshold" (played by the fictional band sex bob-omb originally written by Beck) at the part in the end when the lyrics go "reaching my threshold" but the word "reaching" is commonly mistaken for "itching"

"maaan my threshold is REALLY itching"

dude 1: right so in 1777 george washington-
dude 2:DUDE!!! what are you doing??
dude 1:WHAT?? im itching my threshold!

by Guy who misses california March 22, 2011

itchen abbas

Rare Slang. The bottom, Rear, Deriere, Posterior

I fell out of the tree straight on my itchen abbas.

by s1ni5t3r June 16, 2011

itchy salsa

when you poop and dont wipe good enough, after effects 'itchy salsa'

Chandler exited the bathroom with an upset face, then proclaimed "we ran out of toilet paper, now i have itchy salsa!"

by burgerlurker February 10, 2015

itchin and bitchin

Generalized as an incident in which a male uncontrollably scratches his balls/nuts and his wife and or girlfriend (sometimes mother) begins a bitch fit over it

Last night Itchin and bitchin occurred yet again. Ain't gna stop me from relieving myself though.

by Shutdafaqupcharles February 21, 2015