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chimo horn 

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
chimo horn by The Rory September 9, 2008
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hornswoggle

hornswoggle to trick or cheat
hornswoggle by kc October 1, 2003

Ginny Horn 

patrusion of the inner vigina lip.

when the inner vigina labias stick out beyound the vigina itself.
Ginny Horn by the ginny horn April 30, 2009

get your horn on 

During foreplay, or making out, or any mild sexual activity, when one partner feels a sudden urge to take complete control, by pushing the other on their back, mounting them, and being extremely aggressive. Very enjoyable for both parties involved, usually a precursor to wild animal sex.
"And we were just laying there and shit, and she just got her horn on, and it was fucking sweet!!!"

Hornsmaniac 

Congenital loser; an
obnoxious person; someone who can't do anything right.
Hornsmaniac by Anonymous March 21, 2003

Hornangry 

Being horny and angry, especially when drunk.
I will either kill you or rape you, depending on whether I'm drunk and angry, or drunk and hornangry!!!
Hornangry by Matxxxnxnx February 19, 2009
What some people call a can of beer
{Gordie}: Hey Craig, want a horn?
{Craig}: Sure!
{Gordie}: Grab us a coupla horns out of the fridge; dad doesn't need to know.
horn by Telephony May 31, 2018