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harmony calkins

I mean shit she kinda pretty she’s not like other girls in our grade shedoesn’t give a shit about anyone or anything and she’s not a pick me
by DOOKY WATER November 18, 2021
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Hardofart

When you do a fart but it doesn’t come out as a gas substance it comes out as a solid substance, basically it feels as if you are pushing a baby out from your asshole. You normally get this when you have just had sex the night before although there has been reports of virgins getting it.
jimmy: OUCH
Bobby: what’s wrong Jim
Jimmy: my ass hurts bro
Bobby: oh let me guess you just did a hardofart
Jimmy: yea must of been from Selena
by Oopy poop December 4, 2021
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Harmony+Trevor

The beef duo, team. They have a strong love for each other. Their love is infinite, Trevor will do anything to make sure she’s safe. Harmony loves Trevor and makes sure that he is okay
Person 1: you see Trevor and harmony??!?
Person 2: yeah! They are the best couple ever. Man I wish I had what they had
Everyone: Harmony+Trevor forever
by Repunzel1345 January 15, 2022
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Harmon Shamer

A Female cat who is often the Alpha. Enters a room all innocent, but is full of bitchyness and attitude.
My cat is such a Harmon Shamer!

(Mocking your cat) Well Hello there Harmon Shamer!
by Roxannne! January 24, 2022
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Harmony Endeavor

The walls are made of styrofoam. We had a kid join the school with an ankle monitor and got kicked out the same day. Too overworked you'll start taking shots of espresso in the middle of class. There's 3 white people in all of highschool. We used to eat the poisonous berries off the trees. Half of the school closes occasionally. The great mold outbreak of 2018. Water leaks are common, what are electives? never heard of them. Our staff members either never care about us, are crazy, and the times they are actually good staff, they probably end up leaving. Teachers throw their wallets at us telling us to "TAKE EVERYTHING ALREADY" and throw away our papers because we made them too mad. Rats are common cockroaches are our best friends and moldy food at least better than the frozen pizza we could use as frisbees. We've had student reports of the teacher starting with "The numbers are dwindling". Everyone's either Mexican or Middle Eastern and you'll never see a white kid unless you look for them. The lack of money is so big we're still working with the budget from bake sales from 3 years ago not wanting to waste a penny. Lastly, students are clueless about everything.
bob: i heard you’re transferring to harmony endeavor
Sarah: yeah any advice
bob: convince your parents to rethink it 👍
by LITERALLYANYTHINGPLEASE April 13, 2022
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harlon

harlon is a master at lava lamps, he is one of the best people to call for when you're trying to commit some acts of arson.
a harlon is also a guy who when you ask a question he doesn't say "your mom," honestly thats pretty gigachad. He is also wanted in 195 countries, thats pretty cool.
"OMG is that a harlon!"
"OMG it is!!"
"I wanna blow him soooooo bad"
"SAME!"
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Harmoney

A strange creature that hates homosexuals and has waher.
Cool, good lookin and quite humorous.
The number 1 Raue fan.
Is very loyal to his president sutton.
"omg is that harmoney, please sex penis" - Nathan
"harmoney" - alex
"asbestos" - asbestos
by Xavier:Renegade-Angel May 31, 2023
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