A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.
For literal situations:
S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!
B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?
S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.
For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...
S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."
B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.
S: Take your goggles off, man.
S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!
B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?
S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.
For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...
S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."
B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.
S: Take your goggles off, man.
by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011
Get the Goggles Offmug. Similar to beer goggles but happens at a gym when an average woman looks hotter because she is in spandex.
Kristy wasn't very hot, but when wearing spandex guys got gym goggles and thought she was a total milf.
by Spankin95 March 20, 2015
Get the Gym Gogglesmug. Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.
Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.
by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019
Get the Vagina Gogglesmug. The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.
by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009
Get the Scottish Gogglesmug. by i want to fuk u readers October 18, 2011
Get the White Gogglesmug. Clout goggles block out dem haters and they give you clout. Clout means popularity, clout goggles are usually odd sunglasses.
by @lep0rdgeck0 November 23, 2018
Get the Clout gogglesmug. A common phenomenon arising at Colgate University in which the attractiveness of the opposite sex (see: intelligent females) is extremely skewed, which often leads to disastrous results in combination with alcohol.
Colgate Student: "Dude, I hooked up with the hottest girl last night."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
...
State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
State U Student: "No way. Show me a picture on Facebook."
...
State U Student: "Dude...that looks like Hilary Clinton with down syndrome."
Colgate Student: "Fucking Colgate goggles."
by colgategoggles13 February 26, 2008
Get the Colgate Gogglesmug.