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by anonymous February 25, 2021
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Piss Fork

When you pee, but there’s still cum in your urethra, so the piss splits into 6 streams
Jimmy, why are your pants wet?”
My dick did a piss fork.”
by d0gl0g November 23, 2019
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fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.
Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.
by Spoon Sucker November 30, 2022
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Fork of shame

When you give up on using chopsticks and ask for a fork at a Chinese resturant.
Max tried but couldn’t get the hang of using chopsticks. The waiter saw the struggle and brought him the “fork of shame”.
by Long Island Rob November 26, 2018
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Cork the fork

Jerry’s wife made him cork the fork to prevent more kids.
by Martin in Parkin May 27, 2023
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cum fork

When you pee after cumming and the stream is split like a fork from the dried cum in your ureathra
Dude I just cum forked in the bathroom and got piss everywhere
by DonVonBraun January 14, 2017
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Twirly fork

So you take your twirly fork and you put it in the spaghetti.
by anonymous November 9, 2020
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