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by all mighty May 6, 2007
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The best car company in the whole world, usualy slagged out by dumb shits that can only think of four word acronyms but back them up with no real facts.
which ever fucker said that holdens have more power than fords is wrong, look at the XR6, it has more power than the Superchaged commo "s" and the xr6t has more power than the commo "ss"
by wheelz June 9, 2004
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Ford

The common shortened term of the popular motor company, meaning:
1. Found on road Dead.
2. Found on Russian Dump.
That car was Ford.
Dude, you got a Ford!
by ssavoy January 3, 2008
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Fordgasm

Bub had a Fordgasm in film class while watching Blade Runner
by Kevmeister89 November 8, 2010
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Fore man

Someone who maintains athletic ability long after their “physical prime” named so after the legendary world heavyweight champion George Foreman
Tom Brady is the best fore man I’ve ever seen in the NFL
by Obiwan723 January 17, 2021
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Pulled a Ford

To start a misadventure with a group of friends and get everyone hyped up and act like you are along for the ride, but at the last second quietly leave the group/situation/room and let your friends take all the heat for what everyone (including you) has been part of.

This phrase comes from the automotive industry crisis of 2008 when the "Big 3" American car companies (Ford, General Motors, and Chrysler) where in financial trouble and looked to the government for a bailout. Initially it was believed by the American public that all three car makers would be getting hand outs, but soon after talks started concerning Americans forking over hard earned tax money to foot the bill of these privately owned companies, it became apparent to Ford that nothing but bad press was going to come from a bailout. So they silently withdrew them selfs from bailout talk, and instead "secured a line of credit in case they require a bridging loan in the near future". This left Chrysler and General Motors to take all the bad press from the American public and led to the phrase "to pull a Ford".
James: You guys get crazy last night?

Rob: Yeah we got drunk as hell and started a riot. The cops came and we all got busted. Except Jeremiah, he was no where to be found after the riot broke out.

James: Man, he totally pulled a Ford on your asses.
by rtadlock September 24, 2009
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Ford KA

A Vehicle made by the Ford Motor Corporation.
-Ultra low quality styling
-Lowest grade assembling (even low quality chinese factories believed it was crap)
-Has about as much appeal as Grandma Porn
-Has a engine that would struggle to power a lawn mower
-Does the quarter mile somewhere between tuesday and friday
-Causes Instant embarrassment for the driver who should invest in a paper bag for their head.
-Last of all you would be more safe juggling sticks of highly dangerous uranium rather than having an accident in one. (eg. Better chance of surviving a nuclear fallout)
Character 1: Did you hear that James got a Ford KA?
Character 2: Its not funny to make jokes like that
Character 1: I'm Serious!
Character 2: What an absolute cock-bag... James is the lowest form of life and doesn't deserve to live, buying a ford Ka is like worshiping the devil, he is a danger to society and should be shot on sight...
by Gantu February 20, 2008
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