Feltch me silly

Spread someone’s legs and lick there entire body.

Did you hear Ryder wanted to feltch me silly last night?

by Xxsheliexx December 6, 2024

Feltchmas

The feltching of a sexual partner or friend, following digestion of a succulent festive holiday meal.

“Enjoy your Feltchmas” “Happy Feltchmas!” “Joanna’s Feltchmas this year was simply divine!”

by michaelfeltch December 18, 2024

Feltas

Misfa Ali

You got Feltased

by Bokkor January 2, 2025

Feltching

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.

I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!

by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025

Felting

Felting, an evolution from jelqing, is when a person, after learning to conduct oral on himself, will twist the tip 180 degrees before blowing into it. This will thicken the cock and it's tip, creating a felt tip penis. Felt, felting, felts, felted, felter, and feltee are all ways of referencing the exercise and those who perform it.

It is supposed to hurt this much after felting?
It's a sign you have been thoroughly felted.

by DKsider February 3, 2025

Fleetingize

Fleetingize: (verb) To make something temporary or transient in nature, emphasizing the beauty of the moment before it passes.

They fleetingized the evening by watching the sunset in silence, savoring the beauty before it was gone.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025

feltner

A Mustacheo’d man boy who puts on a fake southern twang and pretends to enjoy low end seafood in an attempt to seem blue collar meanwhile their wrist are adorned in strip club VIP badges.

Man, that feltner who just went into the red slipper room totally stole my baked clam casserole when my back was turned. He said sorry y’all in the fakest accent. What a feltner.

by Jason Tippet February 24, 2025