Weird flex but Ok

originally meant to be used in response to someone who mentions something odd that they do or have done, the phrase has quickly become overused and obnoxious.

Correct usage:

DeShawn: I like to let a girl know when I've masturbated to her.
Jerome: Weird flex but Ok.

Common usage:
NFL Instagram: Bradshaw McPeterson is out for the season with a torn ACL
Idiots in the comment section: Weird flex but Ok

Jake: My wife went to the doctor and we found out she's having a child!
Dustin: Weird flex but Ok

by ur banned dictionary admin November 15, 2018

Flesh Drive

A digital storage device used exclusively to house one's internet porn collection.

My daughter accidentally took my flesh drive to school with her today!!

by Chumley S. Rest March 3, 2010

flerp

the sound made by a googly-eyed, short, stubby cartoon penguin makes when it does a backflip.

for example:
:::flerp!:::

by maei October 3, 2006

Flexeril

CYCLOBENZAPRINE - ORAL (sye-klo-BENZ-uh-preen)
BRAND NAME(S): Flexeril, Fexmid, Amrix
STREET NAME(S): "Flex-ies"

Flexeril:

USES: Muscle Relaxer.
DOSAGE: 5mg or 10mg 3 x daily as prescribed.

CAUTIONS: Addictive. Short term use not to exceed 2-3 weeks unless directed by your doctor.
OVERDOSE: Or a severe interaction can cause prolonged CNS, cardiac, or respiratory depression. **OVERDOSE CAN BE FATAL**

Use as a Social Drug: POOR.

by Dr. "Doc" A. J. Duney, Street Ph.D April 10, 2008

flea bag

1. A very cheap, dingy hotel.

2. A dog with fleas.

We stayed in an old flea bag in Portland.

Angus the dog is an old flea bag.

by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005

Fleegle

The dog-like character who was one of the four Banana Splits. He loved bones and chasing bikes, until he was killed in '97 by Bill Brasky

Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky and I went hunting? We stalked and murdered every memeber of the Bannana Splits. All of them begged for their lives, except Fleegle.

by Chris Dixon April 18, 2005

Eik-flex

A workout that consits of standing infront of a mirror, and flexing to build muscle.
Usually used by people who are extremely vain/douches/tools/ect.

Guy 1: You see that guy over there?
Guy 2: Ya what a tool.
Guy 1: He's sweating balls doing the Eik-flex workout.
Guy 2: Ya what a tool.

by GeoffandMikeforever April 21, 2008