flap jack

when a man lifts a womans or fat kids tit and watch's as it flops saying "FLAP JACK"

"Dude did you see that girls boob bounce when I gave her that flap jack"

by frank the fat kid tom July 24, 2007

Flap

Noun: Idle, but animated chat--could be directed to one who is not interested or could be catching up between acquaintances, akin to shooting the s--t, but of shorter duration.

Verb: To engage in such chat (like birds flap their wings and vocalize when getting together)

She came at me with some inane flap, and it was all I could do to act polite.

I'll be watching the game while you girls flap.

by John Niederbuhl April 12, 2008

mud flap

When a male puts his nut sack over a female's nose and mouth while she is sleeping and snoring, thus creating a mud flap effect, as that of a mud flap blowing in the wind against a tire.

I give my girlfriend a mud flap every night.

by funked yo motha November 29, 2010

flah

a word to discribe an exceeding amount of awesomeness pouring to a point of flooding of the world as you know it from one thing.

*explodes another universe*

OMG DUDE THAT WAS SO THE FLAH!

by nate5214 November 12, 2009

Back Flap

The roll of fat that forms on the back of a middle aged friend. This object is usually a surprise if you have not seen the guy in a number of years. The flab tends to look like a "flap", that if opened, might have the ability to absorb a double cheesburger (much like the Venus Flytrap). Although embarrassed, the friend knows that since he has "given up", no possibility for losing the flap exists.

Woah, Dude! Put your shirt back on...your Back Flap is freaking me out.

Hey Hans, does your Back Flap need a bra.

Buddy, what happened to you? You are sportin' a Back Flap?

by Gassner April 19, 2007

Phillipino Flap Jack

A sexual act that only requires two sexual partners. Usually the female will take a ping pong paddle, tennis racket or any oval shaped object and shove it up the males bum. He will then proceed to defecate a plate producing flap jack shaped feces. The female can either enjoy this meal alone or share it with her partner.

Chloe: John can we please make Phillipino Flap Jacks tonight

John: only of I can share my flap jacks with you.

Chloe: sure john let's bring them into the uva committee session and share them with EVERYONE!!

by Facawi November 23, 2010

flap doodle

Someone or something pretending to do something or be useful. A thin mask of effort behind which a total slacker resides.

After all that gab, you have really accomplished flap doodle.

bob villa is a perfect example of a master at flap doodle

by Str8_scotch March 9, 2008