Flew the Falcon

The four humpsman of the fuckopolipse.
Hand job, vag, anal and oral.
Han, Leia, Lando and a chewie

I almost flew the falcon with Gladys last night, but I popped off in less than 12 parsecs.

by Pork Almighty March 24, 2021

Big Blue Falcon

A person who is morbidly obese and Lazy with all the characteristics of a normal Blue Falcon.

These characteristics include but are not limited too immediately telling supervisors on a co- worker. Attempting to self inflate their actions to make them appear useful. Often times stretching the truth and embellishing to provide an excuse as to why they were being a fat lazy bitch.

As we were having our monthly staff meeting , the topic came up of Dennis reporting unnecessary events to the supervisor. The supervisor then stated Dennis is a Big Blue Falcon who can’t fly.

by Jimmy Drangus May 8, 2022

Falcon Paunch

The excessively protruding belly of an extremely obese person.

See the falcon paunch on that lady in the mart cart?

by Holology August 3, 2010

Flaboscus

Alternate spelling: Phlaboskus
V. Flabosking

A large penis possessing many magical powers. Only found on blessed Swedes.

Using his flaboscus's mind control power, Steven raised an army of women.

by TheFlyingSwede March 12, 2004

faco

A taco made with fish, rather than meat or chicken.

"I'm not in the mood for steak...I think I'll have the faco"

by Magna Doodle November 11, 2007

the falcon punch

releasing an earth shattering punch into your significant others asshole during sex

"Dude you seen josh lately?"
"Nah, heard chris gave him the falcon punch during sex the other day, don't think he'll be walkin' for a while"

by twiggley December 6, 2016

pulled a falcon

When a player leaves a multiplayer server in an online video game after something bad happens to them or their team.

C&C Renegade:

Hand of Nod destroyed
falcon030: omfg
falcon030 has left the game
bob: he pulled a falcon!

by WhitedragonBC September 5, 2008