Flaboscus

Alternate spelling: Phlaboskus
V. Flabosking

A large penis possessing many magical powers. Only found on blessed Swedes.

Using his flaboscus's mind control power, Steven raised an army of women.

Flaboscus by TheFlyingSwede March 12, 2004

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flabodussy

someone you dislike who has done oppy things towards you and is a total nonce and idiot ! flabodussy is mainly used in cambourne, a great place with lots of opportunities.

nah that girl is a proper flabodussy

flabodussy by flabodussy January 17, 2023

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Related Words

Flaboscus • flabacus • flabodussy • Flabosaurus Rex • Flabscular

Flabosaurus Rex

Fat (like a Tyrannosaurus Rex)

That girl is a Flabosaurus Rex

Flabosaurus Rex by Victoria Fleming June 3, 2004

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flabacus

The counting tool that flabby people (mis)calculate their caloric intake and they almost always underestimate.

Bluto: According to my estimates, I am several hundred calories under my daily intake. I will go ahead and have that Red Velvet Chocolate Milkshake!
Olivia: Not so fast there, big boy! I think you may have been using your flabacus instead of your calculator. You'll get nothing and love it!

flabacus by von groovy June 20, 2017

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Flabscular

Portmanteau of flabby and muscular. A flabscular individual is one who has lost a significant amount of weight and put on muscle mass without undergoing skin removal surgery; the result is large flaps of loose skin marring an otherwise impressive physique.

The man prided himself on being able to overcome obesity and live an active, healthy lifestyle, but rarely showed off his muscles because of his flabscular physique.

Flabscular by sweet_rolls October 9, 2016

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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