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final final

one last drink, preferably at a new bar, before calling it a day, or night, or weekend, or bender.
Eh dawg eh, let's have a final final at Amestoy's!!!

"Final, final?" "Sure where?"
by franky leatherby August 31, 2006
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The Final Countdown

The one-song soundtrack to any epic dump.
Dude I've got to drop a deuce! Can you get The Final Countdown on for me?
by Pablo Beer November 27, 2007
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final fantasy 6

I shall now conclusively prove that Final Fantasy 6 is the worst game ever made.

1. It has the best villain, best final boss, best characters, best soundtrack, best plot, funniest dialogue, greatest scenes, best magic, best final dungeon, coolest evil emperor and best irritating wisecracking octopus of any Final Fantasy. Ever.
2. It has the worst...um...the worst...uh...
3. ....
4. Screw the hypothesis. Final Fantasy 6 IS the best game ever made. Squaresoft is God, Nobuo Uematsu should be crowned permanent king of the universe and Edgar is just dying to give Terra one from behind.
by Fooby July 24, 2004
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final fantasy xiii

some of the fan boys are just plain jerks to this game. its been nearly two days since its release, and let me set some things straight
towns- who cares about towns? wow you go and talk to forty npcs about nothing important. great.
battle system- you control one character, and the game ends if you die, and youre level capped. big fucking deal, the battle system is the best one and its something fresh. if you controlled the whole part directly, the game would be impossible
linear- well, the game is extremely linear. but its not really taking too much from the game final fantasy x was a line. it was loved. find something else to bitch about. linearity helps story progression
story- the story so far is very good and one of the more realistic ones. however, the characters are what really makes it stand out
characters- the characters so far have had some character progression, especially hope. also, the chracters have believable clothes (sort of) instead of and entire outfit made of accessories
music- lyrics in a final fantasy game? terrible! if youre a loser who cant accept change. listen to the sunleth waterscape, and youll see why lyrics can be a very good thing
sidequests- 64 extra bosses. enough said
fanboy-hey final fantasy xiii is so gay
person who can take a chance in change- how so? because its not about two people falling in love, and its sort of similar to vii, and like xii the story is mature and the battle system actually requires more skill than playing a pokemon game? you cant grind your ass off and you actually die a lot?
fanboy- yeah we want our old final fantasy back!
person who can take a chance in change- *facepalm* *kills fanboy*
by z3r0s3volution March 11, 2010
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Female Orgasm

Something that straight couples never achieve
“Did you hear Chloe had a female orgasm last night?”
“Yeah, it’s cuz she dropped dating dudes dumbass
by robinurtoes April 28, 2020
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1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scale that measures a women's attractiveness.

1- she... It.

2- women that has severe ugliness on most of her body. (Sometimes occurres in plastic surgery mess ups.

3- that girl at your old school or now school that nobody except other ugly people were friends with.

4- a girl a little below average, a little ugly and nothing fancy

5 - average girl with nothing fancy, but not ugly (the median)

6 - plane jane with some interesting features and a little bit of style (good option if you're an average not attractive)

7 - attractive girl with nice body, but doesn't look like a model (advanced girlfriend material, higher cost/quality)

8 - hot semi-popular girl that looks like a model, has a sense of style but lacks class (strong sense of entitlement begins here)

9 - super hot popular girl, the hottest cheerleader in high school, queen of the prom night, has class, decency and resourceful men at her disposal (extremely privileged, strong bitch shield, dates only celebrities)

10 - same as 9, but in her prime

So let's be honest. The only meaningful way for you to get a 9 or a 10 in your bed without dragging her is to become at least a local celebrity, and that includes looks, money, status and game. In most cases 7s are already good enough for one night stands and long term relationships, and 8s will require certain know-hows from you. Yep, they're missing that spark and the element of divinity in their appearance, but are those 10-20% extra worth of 500% more effort?
Dude I just hit it off with a girl with a 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016
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Female

A female is the male counterpart of ANY species, not just humans. See also: male. Learn how to define things, e-people.
The unexplainable creature of mystery which no one can figure out, not even the females themselves.
by I AM Canadian! July 27, 2004
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