Flatulence which loosens the bowels enough to void an amount of fecal matter, be it just a bit or an entire load. In other words, when you mean to fart and accidentally shit yourself.
Aww, man... I just let a hard fart go, and now I've got to throw out my new underwear!
You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.
You should check your drawers, man. That sounded like a hard fart to me.
by Talmanes November 17, 2005
Get the hard fartmug. A fart that leaves a serious question to oneself and others if a diarrhea squirt or follow-through (shart) has occurred.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
A questionable fart will have juicy, wet, rip that sounds like a can of dog food being emptied, and will smell like old hot dogs and rotten eggs. There may or may not be shart behind the fart.
The other main characteristic of a questionable fart is the smell will just keep lingering and won't go away.
1) Kevin was hanging out with his buds playing poker. He laid down a questionable fart after lifting his ass checks and pushing too hard.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
He was scared to get up and check his drawers but his friends made him. As he stood up, he felt the warm flow and it was confirmed - he sharted.
Too many Miller lites, greasy pork rinds, and IHOP that morning.
2) Julie was chillin' and ripped a diarrhea fart that was questionable, but she stuck her fingers in her drawers, came out with nothing, then took a long sniff.
by jrubadub August 2, 2010
Get the Questionable Fartmug. A fart while one is on the toilet. It's especially loud due to the amplifying effects of the ceramic bowl. They never seem to happen in less someone is nearby.
The guy in the next stall let loose a fusillade of toilet farts, so I hurried out of the restroom before I busted up laughing.
by Braiun August 2, 2005
Get the toilet fartmug. a huge BASS booming fart that's shockwave alerts other people sitting on the couch, bench, floor or bed.
by brodizzle January 6, 2004
Get the ass fartmug. A ninja fart that has been held in and then is strategically released right as you hear someone else close by rip a big one. That way, EVERYONE, except you, will just think it is ONE HUGE STINKY FART from the other guy!
Since I work with Old Ass Blaster, and only release stealth farts, no one even realizes what a fartist I am.
by Jeff Artist January 2, 2007
Get the stealth fartmug. bahy-pas, -pahs, fahrt
Noun, Verb
A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.
A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.
Noun, Verb
A flatus expelled while fecal matter is sitting in the rectum, therefore forcing the gas around the solid matter and taking some particles along with it as it is expelled through the anus.
A flatus expelled through the anus that is forced around something blocking the anal orifice usually hard packed excrement or a large turd. the effect is a particular smelling flatus whose odor is very similar to whatever is about to be excreted within minutes.
Dude1: "What's wrong?"
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."
Dude2: "I Have to take a crap"
Dude1: "So go!"
Dude2: "FRRRAPPhhpfff..."
Dude1: "Smells like shit, did you just crap your pants???"
Dude2: "Naaa, total Bypass Fart hahah"
Dude1: "Gross, it literally smells like a turd!"
Dude2: "I know, I'll be right back I'm going to take a dump."
by Mario Warman August 14, 2012
Get the Bypass Fartmug. I like to Fart and Dart in the grocery store. It's awesome to see the expressions when people walk through the cloud with their mouths wide open.
by RenegadeRebel January 14, 2007
Get the Fart and Dartmug.