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remote farming

A term popularized in 2020 by an East Coast software developer to describe conducting business transactions illegal in one jurisdiction remotely from a location that is legal for such an activity.
Remote farming

Growing weed is illegal in Georgia. You need an autonomous software agent to remote farm the plants from a legal state, and still claim your product as locally sourced in Georgia.

Online gambling is illegal in America. Remote farm your website from Costa Rica.
by EastCoastDev October 30, 2020
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Blend Farting

Verb) Farting only in the most opportune moment in order to blend in with a smell, noise, or environment
I had to blend fart on my smelly boyfriend the other night, it was the only time I could find some temporary relief.

Jessica was blend farting at the club last night so hard she shit down her leg bro.
by Cakefartqueen September 17, 2022
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pity farming

an exaggerated display of emotions with the intent to garner sympathy for oneself
In “To Kill a Mockingbird” Mayella Ewell engaged in pity farming on the witness stand.
by skuffed_up March 1, 2023
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Crown Farming

A form of exploitation in Orisha religion where a priest will initiate ("crown") a large number of people in a short amount of time and have new initiates begin initiating others before they have been properly trained (it takes years) to increase ceremony volume and before the initiate has had the opportunity to sit with the initiated energy on their head. The goal of crown farming is to create a workforce under the first priest that funnels ceremonial fees to them despite the spiritual harm caused to the undertrained new initiate until the spiritual house stabilizes.

Note: No iyawo still in their ceremonial whites for the first year should be initiating others. Cuchio (sacrificial knife rites) are given after years of training and service.
So you 're telling me 15 folks in that spiritual house Ile are paying for ceremony but share the same four legs and supplies, it's definitely giving crown farming. If we're all paying full price we should have our separate stuff or pay less for what we are sharing. Where's the rest of the money going?
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Dream Farming

The process whereby a DARPA employee plants words and phrases into a person’s subconscious. In a trial and error method of producing dreams when the subject is asleep. Also used as a form of interrogation.
The PHD Psychiatrist, with a Department of Defense Research Grant, spoke into the microphone directly into the the unknowing subject subconscious. Dream Farming for an answer to a question that they couldn’t ask in person. Violating the subject’s Constitutional Rights without him knowing it.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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Fellow farting

When a group of believers gather round to fellowship after a Wednesday potluck and the food results into a methane conundrum
After Gramma’s infamous egg salad, there was a lot of fellow farting goin on!
by Grodyboi July 25, 2023
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Roni John Farinas

Roni (RJ) Farinas is a basketball player that loves LEBRON. Roni is a shifty guard who loves to shoot that damn ball.
"Dont let Roni John Farinas shoot"
by bizzyerMCjigerBandzzzz April 17, 2023
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