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Female Farming

The sexual action of a man laying across two chairs, as the woman gives him a handjob and the man cums in a bucket, like a farmer milking a cow. The woman proceeds to drink the bucket.
Hey Mark, I heard you and Mary tried some wild stuff last night!

Yeah, she's great at female farming!
by j gatsby November 26, 2013
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dick farting

expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart

the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.

i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.

she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
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fish farming

1. To go out on the town, specifically targeting venues that are high in the fem-population.

2. To go on the prowl for apt smash targets.
Timothy and Bobbert are planning on going fish farming tonight, as neither of them have been sexually fulfilled in the past two days.

Fish farming is best when done at night, especially when a full moon is present and the astrolofish are out and about.
by The change machine June 18, 2014
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gold farming

Cheating the game to create excessive wealth. Can be accomplished on any MMO.

Carried out by creating many accounts to earn as much gold as possible among
Guy 1: Hey want to play WOW tonite?
Guy 2: No, I'm gold farming on runescape!
by tehblog November 30, 2014
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creative farting

The ability to fart spontaneously some times in a tune or rhythm
by geez657 May 13, 2015
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spawn farming

Spawn Farming. In The game Call Of duty, if you stay in the perfect zone, a certain distance from the enemy teams spawn point. Then you shoot them as they re-spawn.
Also a very dirty underdog dipshit retard fuck your grandma kind of thing to do, unless its yourself that's doing it, then its the best thing since your last wank.
1. MAN! HOW IS THAT DOWN SYNDROME FUCKER KILLING ME SO SOON AFTER I RE-SPAWN????? They must be spawn farming

2. Check it out dude, im spawn farming on these downy fuckers. AWSOME! :)
by SpikkaSpeggg March 16, 2016
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jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit
by Speed6 March 16, 2016
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