When you shove your 21 inch green dick in that ass and you get your onion juice all over her face, then slap her with your dick and yell "get out of me swamp" in a swedish accent while a donkey is also having sex with a dragon in the same room.
Guy 1: so i heard you took bootyquisha home with you last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.
Guy 2: ya nigga we had a Shrecksual Experience last night.
by Ballsacksmcgee69420 April 27, 2016
Get the Shrecksual Experience mug.A jack of some trades, a jerk off of all of them. Not necessarily a bad thing, but to be a soft expert is to be someone who knows a little about everything. I myself am a soft expert.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
A soft expert typically has an IQ closer to the boiling point of water, rather room temperature like his peers.
“Yo that kid Nick is kind of a jerkoff.”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
“Yeah, at times he refers to himself in the third person, and claims to be a soft expert whenever we’re at a party talking about a subject and he spouts off more knowledge than anyone else.”
“He should really work on it, but he’s usually right about everything he fucking says”
by YungGucci April 14, 2021
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The practice of fisting a new sexual partner on a first date. A real world use of a classic business bullshit saying, particularly fitting when it's often used in offices by massive arseholes.
by Buziness_Bullshit_2_Urban June 10, 2021
Get the Land & Expand mug.The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.
Ah, you had The Norkus Experience
by chocolate lovin' April 22, 2011
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by LaheysLiquorLocker2 May 3, 2017
Get the Froot-Loop Explosion mug.Typically found in first person shooters. This experience generally consists of the act of a friend killing you over and over in a team game for no reason often resulting in no experience being gained causing the knock on effect of being bad at Pvp. Named after a lad called Robin who did this relentlessly
Bob: How was your Halo session last night
Geoff : It was shit, my friend decided to give me the Robin Experience.
Geoff : It was shit, my friend decided to give me the Robin Experience.
by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 March 5, 2019
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Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
Guy 2: not good bro, i was given the cheese grater experience. It hurt like hell.
by mindlessmeatrobot October 14, 2019
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