ethancrutchfield

this is an adjective to describe someone who is a pathological liar. People like this can not be trusted, but the source of being like this is usually brain damage or a mental illness.

“Oh there’s John, he’s so ethancrutchfield, everything that comes out of his mouth is a lie.”

by johnsssevehshshshs March 26, 2021

Eternal bumflower

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.

Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!

by The Eternal Bumflower September 22, 2021

Ettore

Ettore

if you are an ettore you’re the best person someone can meet

by Ettore November 21, 2021

ethan uno

A complete Loser the Definition of beta male

That disappointment Ethan uno

by Real alpha omega March 7, 2022

Ethan Squid

He is a noob who always says he is a squid. He has a tiny dick and tries to suck it.

A: Oh no, it is Ethan Squid
B: Bruh, a giant noob

by Fuckrick December 5, 2022

Customer Ethics

of or pertaining to bad customer service.

The ugly ass girl at the counter at Cafe West had some customer ethics issues when I asked her about changing my coffee.

by Pretty Boy Swag aka Lil Wayne September 15, 2010

NICE CAR, ETHAN

A phrase that is said by Jack Baker from Resident Evil 7 to Ethan when Jack ‘hijacks’ the car Ethan tried to kill him with

NICE CAR, ETHAN

by LongJohnJohn September 11, 2020