Edward Cullen

A 108 year old virgin.

Dude, my English teacher is a total Edward Cullen

by stephmeyer July 30, 2011

Edward Cullen

A sparkly pixie man with stone skin who watches people sleep. Hm, and why are girls obsessed with him?

Edward: Hey, I'm Edward Cullen. Come to my van to see me sparkle and you can touch my stone skin and I will give you candy. Caaaaaandy. SPARKLE SPARKLE. SPARKLE. *Twitch*

by EddieColone June 28, 2010

Edward Carbajal

A mexican kid with soccer cut who jacks off to anime pron.

Our class has an Edward Carbajal.

by bigdickmaster2 November 16, 2020

Edward Moylan

Spoofer

That lad thinks he knows a lot about horse-racing! Yeah he's some Edward Moylan.

by General Krantz March 5, 2019

Mark Edwards

Mark Edwards.

A snake, two faced, has the morals of a dead squirrel.

Likes to back stab and take his shit to the rat leader.

I'm a genuine person... not a Mark Edwards.

by Foxyfox316 October 10, 2018

Edward Faggothands

Similar to Edward Fortyhands, except two people have one hand each taped to the forty. Usually applicable to two males only.

Hey, me and Someone were playing Edward Faggothands last night and got multi kill in Halo.

by Jameathon October 4, 2012

The Edward Jonny

The Edward Jonny is a sexual act in which a friend that does not particularly enjoy the company of the other friend, goes to that friends house and receives oral sex from his mother. Such variations include hooking up with said friends sister, and touching her butt.

"Yo dude I totally ran the Edward Jonny train on Rich yesterday. His mom drank my gizz like a champ."

by Johnston Hughes January 8, 2009