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flop em jalopems

A pair of fat breasts that hang so low that when you fuck the girl who has the hanging tittles that they shake like flipping flapjacks.
Joe: Ms. Ploof has a pair of pancake tits. I fucked her last night for A's all through high school and they made me sick when they shook.
Frank: Oh dear god. You fucked Ms. Ploof our principal and saw her flop em jalopems? Why didn't you kill yourself?
Joe: Because I'm going to be a straight A high school student.
by oh guess who mother fucker February 26, 2007
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nuke 'em

When you put food in the microwave to heat it up.
"Damn man, I'm feedin' for some french fries."
"You wanna call some chinese food?"
"Nah I got frozen ones in the freezer I'm 'bout to just nuke 'em."
by Sendo August 4, 2007
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el em eh oh

"el em eh oh" is the traditional saying LMAO in expanded form, each letter expanded into the letters it takes to pronounce.
UberGamer: el em eh oh, randy jackson is a |\|008, he aint 1337
Newb:I love randy jackson, lmao
UberGamer: your a n008!!!11
Newb:lol
UberGamer:lawl......|=46637
by i_pwn_n0085-SPF June 11, 2006
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oh em effing gee

1. omfg but longer.

2. oh.em.gee. with even more emphasis.
"And then she told me that she didn't even want to go!"
"OH EM EFFING GEE? R U SERIOUS? What a snot!"
by er!ka Dorkface October 1, 2006
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rag em, bag em 'n' tag em

a phrase often encouraging rage in a person to cause mass triumph over multiple hostiles
a group of chavs decide to pick on a couple normal guys, little do the chavs know that one of the guys is world boxing champ and has a can of whoop ass in his hand.
the other guy then says to his mate lets rag em, bag em 'n' tag em.
by alx potham April 21, 2008
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g'ed em

a term used for making someone look stupid or foolish
Yo i copped the new 2020 Lambo
Fo' Real... Where its at?
G'ed Em!!!
by RussB June 17, 2007
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I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!

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I lek em big i like em chunkiss, I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY!!!!!!!!!
by Malshwall June 23, 2019
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