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domestic birth control

When the situation at home prevents you from bringing home a potential sexual encounter.The status of your house, i.e. kids at home, a huge mess that will not allow you to bring home a booty call.
Scarlett asked Maggie, "You gonna bring home that hunky Dave tonight?" Maggie sadly replied, "Can't. Domestic birth control. My children are home and the place looks like Katrina hit and FEMA ain't ever showin' up."
by GiddyUpGirlFL January 26, 2009
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Domestic Extremist

Any person who criticizes TSA policy, in person, on new media like blogs or on forums like "Flyer Talk".

The Domestic Extremist isn't the type that wants to kill or mame, rather this person is the type that believes in Civil Rights, limited government, freedom to travel and that "dissent is the highest form of patriotism"

The purpose of the Domestic Extremist label by the TSA is not to keep us all safer from a terrorist attack, but to scare the majority of people to comply with the outrageous TSA screening procedure without complaint, for fear of getting on "a list".
I wore that underwear I have that has the Fourth Amendment written on it through the porno-scanners at the airport and they put me on the "Domestic Extremist " watch list.
by pork-you-pine December 12, 2010
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domestic artist

a 'housewife', or; domestic 'engineer' -in a world where every birth of the uncommon human is a 'miracle,' a mother would be a domestic artist, or artiste
whatever happened to lauren? she graduated yale, then became a domestic artist, her medium is the male 'effluent' !

jane was schooled in law, but opted for domestic artist, working with the male effluent !
by michael foolsley May 1, 2015
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doesn’t exist

when something is so ridiculous that it shouldn’t even be real
mom: wow, that tiger king show is crazy!
me: i know, right? like it doesn’t exist
mom:
me:
mom: ...the fuck you mean
by bananaboatbaddie April 4, 2021
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Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.
Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?
by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022
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Cat Devestator

One who,in any way, pwns cats.
CAT STOMP- War cry of a Cat Devestator
by Jimmy Needles January 18, 2009
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Yokes Dokes

Meaning 'okay' or 'alright'. Short for "okey dokey" or "yokey dokey"
Person 1: "I'm going to borrow your pen, okay?"
Person 2: "Yokes dokes"
by lcss July 16, 2011
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