Dolphin

It's when your in the vagina of a female and then put it in the anus unexpectedly and they make a dolphin nose

We went at it last night and I full out " dolphin-Ed " her

by Damnboyyourhard July 26, 2016

Dolphin Porn

What Jotaro Kujo loves to watch

Jotaro is secretly jerking off to Dolphin Porn

by Saitama 777 November 30, 2021

Chocolate Dolphin

1) While a couple completing the process of the sex position 69, either partner proceeds on making dolphin noises, exciting the other until he/she farts and dejects fecal matter.

2) After dropping a deuce, realizing your load dropped resembles a swimming dolphin.

3) A piece of chocolate shaped like a dolphin.

1) Man (in process of completing 69 with woman): "Yeah baby! Yeah!" *begins sudden dolphin calls*
Woman (getting excited): "Oh baby!" *farts*
Man: "That's it baby! Almost there! *continues his dolphin calls*
Woman (farting, then shits): "Oh babe, this might be our best chocolate dolphin yet!"

2) Teenage dude: "Yo Bryce, you've got to come check out this chocolate dolphin in the toilet! But plug your nose bro. Shit stinks!"

3) Little girl: "Wow mom, thanks so much for my chocolate dolphin! You know I love chocolate, and dolphins!"

by Tiny Squirrels January 2, 2012

doucha

A person who is douching.

A man who is in fact a loser or fag.

A funny insult to call friends.

(Devin) That man is a doucha...he is annoying and all around a complete faggot.

(JJ) I agree, what a doucha.

(Rylee) Im not a doucha.

(Skyler) Ummmmm.. yes you are
and we all hate you..

by JJ BigJay May 24, 2009

Bakers Dolphin

The act of excreting upon an erect penis held down and using the spring-back motion of the penis to launch the excrement in a diving board like manner into the waiting mouth of a hungry homosexual.

Neil-"oh man, i was wasted last night, apparently we gave steve a bakers dolphin, hopefully he doesn't remember"

Steve-"oh why does my mouth taste like someone took a dump in it"

Jeff- "might want to brush your teeth mate"

by Pissfistercumtumbler December 24, 2010

Slightly Miffed Dolphin

A variation on the Angry Dolphin, in which a male enters a female from behind and surreptitiously makes a move to enter her anus. In response, the female (who is slightly miffed, rather than angered) turns her head and says "eh-ah, eh-ah" in a tone resembling that of a dolphin. The main differentiating factor between the two being the level of consternation experienced by the female.

I know that Raymondo didn't really mean to enter my anus, so I would say that I was more of a slightly miffed dolphin than a truly angry one.

by A Frustrated Flipper August 15, 2009

douchaholic

If you found this....you are the definition.

The douchaholic is looking for his next "cool" word to use from the Urban Dictionary.

by NoNamesAreLeftOnHere March 15, 2010