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douchebag

A punk-ass two-bit fuckhead second term president who wends people to die in an invented war so his cock sucker friends can get rich.
by REAL AMERICAN VETERAN April 4, 2005
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Douchebag

A person who has little intelligence and who constantly gets on people's nerves of no apparent reason. Typically cares about no one else and is overly confident. Downplays and ridicules others that are superior to himself/herself.
Karen is such a douchebag. She thinks and acts like she's better than Joanthan even though in real life, Jonathan is better and smarter than Karen.
by J to the O Jonathan December 9, 2008
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douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."
1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.
by OsirusR July 6, 2010
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strawberry douchebag

strawberry, meaning; strawberry as in fruity or gay.

douchebag, meaning; punk ass.
by beth. April 4, 2007
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Douchefag

A person that exhibits the qualities of both a Douchbag/Docher and a queer/fag simultaneously!!!
Wow, that pussbag, wannabe emo just tried to fight me...What a douchefag!
by wood9412 February 13, 2009
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Abercrombie and Douchebag

Another term for Abercrombie and Fitch. The gayest store ever. You never want to go shopping there. It smells like ass by the way.
Where'd you get you outfit? Abercrombie and Douchebag?!?!
by D-d-d-d-Davewazere June 12, 2009
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self conceited douchebag

failure at life, a complete moron who has no respect for anyone but himself, and thinks hes sweet shit
dj akuds is a self conceited douchebag... not to mention a failure at life and a moron
by gstar* May 7, 2011
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