Douchebag Asscrack

The nickname for a guy who lies constantly to his girlfriend then moves on to the next girl the same day they break up. Tricks girls into practically falling in love with him.

Will flirt with anyone willing to flirt with him. Plays the field too much. Moves on too quickly. Doesn't care about other peoples feelings.

Basically the name for every asshole ex boyfriend that every girl has to deal with.

Douchebag Asscrack talking to his girlfriend: I love you so much. I always will. You're so important to me.

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A couple days after they break up....

DBAC: Sorry I've moved on. I have feelings for your best friend.

by ahahahfyou June 21, 2011

Douchebag Day

Gym day when you just do arms and chest, weights only, no cardio.

Amit had a douchebag day yesterday so his arms are looking hench.

by WordPro32425 November 10, 2016

douchebags agreement

A bet with ridiculous wagers which only douchey people would think of or agree to

Douchebag #1 - Hey man, I bet you that you can't drink that entire bottle of mentholated spirits!
Douchebag #2 - Your on, if I win you have to cut of your cock with this plastic spoon
Douchebag #1 - Deal but if you lose you have to skull this bucket of paint thinner!
Douchebag #2 - Fuck yeah!
Innocent onlookers - Oh shit those guys just made a douchebags agreement

by Migel Sanchez June 13, 2013

douchebag sweater

A acceptable superficial flaw usually associated with ones sense of style or fashion taste.

Dude, my friend went out with a guy who wears Uggs!...
Well, everyone has their douchebag sweater.

by Shrimp Toe November 26, 2010

shitstorm of douchebags

A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.

A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's

by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015

Douchebags Apprentice

A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.

Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.

Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.

by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011