by Matt the Moose July 6, 2006
Get the uber douche mug.1. Any vehicle filled to capacity with a group of major douchebags. Usually a luxury SUV. Most often owned or purchased by the parents of one of the douche mcgouches inside. The group of individuals who pour out of the douche canoe can be affectionately referred to as a "shitstorm of douchebags."
If that douche canoe tries to swoop us in the Taco Bell line, I will go fisticuffs with that whole shitstorm of douchebags inside!
by MFaF September 13, 2009
Get the Douche Canoe mug.a term coined by Jonathan Jokerst that is used to describe a person being a douche in a colossal and stupendous manner and moving them from just douche, to "dino douche".
"I can't believe how douchey Ricky was being last night! What a dino douche!
"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."
"You are the biggest douche i know, in fact, you are a dino douche."
by Jam Master Joke August 13, 2009
Get the dino douche mug.The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"
A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.
I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.
by A-Twon August 28, 2009
Get the Douche McAllister mug.by GOBIOUS INDUSTRYS January 27, 2010
Get the son of a douche mug.A trashy male who has no class, hygiene, or respect for women. He usually, if not always, has to be right about anything and everything, and 99.9% of the time is actually unbelievably incorrect.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
He thinks he is "The Shit" but is actually a wanna be hardcore bitchass who couldnt back his shit up to save his own fucking ass.
by kaykay131313 October 20, 2010
Get the Dumpster Douche mug.someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.
Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY
by bithyrun November 18, 2010
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