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dingleberry

A common yet delightful hybrid of fecal matter, shit paper, and ass hair. Dingleberry's can be the result of poor anal hygine and are the primary suspect for the infamous ass itch
syndrome and the all familiar skid mark. Can be alleviated by immediate shower following a nice relaxing dump. Most men, however, enjoy the accumulation and smell of a finely aged dingleberry!
Man, I haven't washed my stink hole for two weeks, and have come down with a serious case of ass itch. I hate to do it but I think I'll get my girl to clip off those delightful dingleberrys! Sure will miss the skids!
by King Turd January 21, 2006
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dingle berry

dont you hate when you think you pinched your turd off only to find youve been carrying it around all day?
by urexcellency May 16, 2003
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dingleberry fiesta

1. (noun) The result of toilet paper (usually of inferior quality) disintegrating in one's rectal cavity, which inevitably induces the retention of fecal matter terminating in a condition known as dingle berries, or a failed attempt to clean the anus after defecation.

2. (proper noun) Dingleberry Fiesta, A potential trademark which could be used as a brand name for inexpensive toilet paper products.

3. (verb phrase) To throw a dingleberry fiesta.
It looks like this Dingleberry Fiesta brand t.p. had a party in my backyard, took a dump in the pool and left without cleaning up the exploded piñata pieces.
by roberto el gringo March 6, 2009
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dingleberry fairy

the entity that gathers hair, dust, crap and fuzz and intertwines all matters around the ass hair to form the delightful berries, fresh for the picking.
that dingleberry fairy invited the queerest bunch of rejects to his party and i had to dickslap them.
by jumpinjim December 21, 2009
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dickle pickle

I was in such a dickle pickle yesterday, I'm surprised I got out of it.
by pikl October 20, 2010
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Dickle

When you put your dick in pickle juice and someone sucks it.
Last night Tina got the dickle from John.
by DickleLover November 20, 2019
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dingle chops

When a salad tosser gets his mutton chops directly in the line of fire and recieves a pooh facial that leaves dingle berries clinging to his (her) mutton chop.
April: What's that smell?!?!
John: Oh, Jeremy has some ripe dinglechops swingin in the breeze.
by lilly fisher March 14, 2005
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