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Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.
Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."
by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024
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Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.
Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.
by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024
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Nonchalant Dickhead

That type of guy who's sole mission is to get girls. This subsect of men will hate on anything when given an opportunity in an attempt to impress the ladies. Will force a nonchalant and ghetto personality to seem tougher.
Guy 1: Did you guys see that new marvel movie?
Nonchalant Dickhead: Ah hell naw, this man still using technology in 2024! * fixes edgar haircut *
by IAmNotARacistButARealist November 23, 2024
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Procurement dickhead

A person working in a procurement role with minimal relevant skills and qualifications, who add bureaucracy and pointless work to give the impression that their work adds value, and make life miserable and frustrating everyone in the organisation who needs to buy anything and any unlucky professional advisors who need to deal with them.
Gee, Michelle and Duane keep stuffing this up, they are such procurement dickheads.
by BigPastaBoiz November 23, 2024
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DD (Dickhead dan)

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”
by anonymous July 1, 2025
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straight cut dickhead

1. One who wants to massively fuck you over and see you suffering in exams, life etc. Gets a sense of schadenfreude, without caring what other say, no matter what.
2. Self-assured person who has cultivated being a dick to the highest level.
That teacher is a straight cut dickhead, none of his exam questions can be answered from his notes, and he makes us spend 3 months learning irrelevant bs in class.
by TopFrag December 29, 2018
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Super ultra lord dickhead insano

The act of full on bat shit crazy scaring everyone around you.
That dude Kyle went super ultra lord dickhead insano on that guy.
by Walter502 May 21, 2021
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