Cranker

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.

Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.

by Daniel Smithy Smithe August 24, 2008

crank

To cry whilst wanking, often occuring when a person has taken a drug such as ecstacy, cocaine or crystal meth and then returned home alone after clubbing where, whilst sitting on the end of his bed he realises the futility and lonliness of his life and can't help but add to his feeling of worthlessness by struggling to maintain an erection whilst having a long hard wank.

I went home after the club and cranked myself into a coma

by wormstir December 9, 2008

whats cranking

What are you doing.
What are you up to.
Whats up.

"What's crankin?"
"Nothing, Just chillin."

by Diego July 28, 2003

Crank Dat Yank

Crank Dat Yank means to jack ya meat - masturbate - beat ya meat whatever u wanna call it thatz what it iz

"WATCH ME CRANK DAT YANK" dey aint talkin bout a dance nigga lmfao

by Florida Boi February 19, 2008

Crank Mite

The imaginary bugs the drug attics find themselves being attacked by relentlessly. These so called Crank Mites are commonly associated with crystal methamphetamine users. Due to this commonality some refer to these Crank Mites as Meth Bugs.
As a result of having crank mites is obvious to the general public. They show up as sores on the victim’s body, namely the face and forearms. These sores are caused by the nonstop picking and scratching the user engages in trying to rid themselves of these mites.

Toddy just banged a teener of crystal and is tearing himself up from those crank mites.

by BigABC123 June 25, 2010

crank

to cry and wank simultaneously

feeling sexy on a sad day
*cranks*

by aaron1234567 August 5, 2008

Cranking

The act of flirting with several girls at once.

Guy1: hey look at that dude cranking all those girls over there.
Guy 2: he is a god

by B2bantamgod August 20, 2013