Crunch-a-tize

To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.

Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!

by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021

Captain Crunch

a cereal i'm eating right now.

Captain crunch tastes gud

by Chocolate Fish June 26, 2021

Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 2, 2019

'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'

"'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'"

"'Crunch'"Mariam "'Crunch'" Angelique "'Crunch'" Rodriguez "'Crunch'"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

crunch punk

a punk, adjacent to both the crust punk and the wook. They may be in a stage of transitioning from one subculture to the other, or simply appreciate both equally. within the ven diagram of punk and wook you will find dread locks, piercings, lack of deodorant, vegan or freegan diet, etc. The crunch punk may wear all black and sew their patches on with floss, but the trained crusty will identify them as a wook from a mile away. type of fool who spins fire and trips acid.

"That dude in the Amebix hoodie reeks like patchouli, what a crunch punk."
"that frickin crunch punk stole my last can of yerba mate!"

by Big0Ginge April 13, 2022

Crunch Coat

The extra weight one puts on from working extended long hours for an employer.

I still have my crunch coat from my last project.

by CyberGolem December 28, 2009

tuna crunch

british insult towards americans implying fishy smelling genitalia

"You're being such a tuna crunch!"

by auboz December 7, 2017