crooked dab

it's the gay version of dabbing

daniel: "dab"

max: "no that's too straight"

daniel: "o, you're right..crooked dab"

by praisemeimgaysus June 30, 2018

Croker Cock

A kind of male genitals that have grown on a woman that have grown so abnormally large the clitoris is now unrecognisable and deformed and everytime a croker cock ejaculates liquid tendies come out of the multiple dickholes in the croker cock and when threatned the crocker cock owner will yell sket very loudly

"Awh man i went to bang this chick and she had a massive Croker cock"

by Adbraham hitler July 20, 2018

Crocketif

When you so angry at someone because they stepped on the back of your shoes. It shoes anger, but with a passion.

" GOOD CROCKETIF REBECCA WATCH WERE YOUR GOING."

by Teepopuppet18 October 16, 2018

Crockeropholia

Y’all know that motherfucka in Fairly Odd Parents with his ears on his neck? Yeah, that’s it. It’s someone with their damn ears on their neck.

“Trump’s mom got crockeropholia.”

by bvictorp October 22, 2018

Croaking

To be laughing so hard you can't breathe. Or to find something very amusing. Another way of saying "I'm dying!! " or "I'm dead"

"Oh my gosh that was so funny, I'm croaking."

by Meme Gal lol x October 22, 2018

Croke

When you drop your phone and it cracks really badly and then it doesn’t work.

Bro, I just croke my phone last night!

by Lolhahalol February 14, 2019

Crooke

A pro Epic gamer who is obviously the best streamer on twitch, YouTube and literally every streaming platform.

"Who's the best streamer in the world?" "Crooke!"

by its.Crooke August 7, 2019