Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022

Lick-it cricket

Slang term for a sexual position where the goal is to resemble the appearance of a couple crickets. Notably the back legs bent position.

Hey Amanda wanna do the lick-it cricket tonight?
I absolutely love that idea.

by bumbleflower September 20, 2024

Moon Cricket

Moon Cricket is a website where they post about Cricket.

Moon Cricket is a Cricket information website.

by mooncricket.xyz February 19, 2021

Cricket

Cricket : A person who chirps off(challenges) another but goes quiet the second the challenge is excepted.

Did you see Mandy chirping at her neighbor? She shut up the minute the neighbor stept out. Big little Cricket there .

by B Silent May 31, 2018

Reverse Cricket

A once methhead turned preacher.

Frank - Hey Dave, did you hear about Nathan?

Dave - The methhead?

Frank - Reformed methhead, he pulled a Reverse Cricket.

by SausageBiscuitFuck December 31, 2019

Shit cricket

A person that takes money from another person for financial gain

That person owes me 700 dollars he is a shit cricket

by SMACK A RONI May 13, 2022

Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024