Pulling a corporate

1. (Verb) To systematically ruin a perfectly good workplace over the course of several years. Enacting pointless and counterproductive policies in order to save face and money though they make a shit-ton. The "blood from a stone" mentality.

2. To fuck everyone over for nothing other than pure greed.

"Publix cancelled non-management bonuses and stopped giving overtime among other things. Now greedy upper management reaps all the rewards, talk about pulling a corporate."

by SeetheAndDilate January 15, 2022

corporate christi

A corporation who thinks their policies are holy, almost a body of religion. Variation of Corpus Christi from Christianity.

"This company is getting that Corporate Christi mindset with some of these new policies."

by The worst English student January 21, 2022

Corporal Beanbag

Pulling a corporal beanbag is sitting in a corner, camping. You offer up all your supplies like the common whore you are. As your team gets pushed you piss, shit, and cum in your little corner. When you die you blame the Delta Circle.

God Damn is Nova can you not be a corporal beanbag.

by BCK KOP May 22, 2022

Corporations after June 30th

A term used to reference how the minute after Pride Month ends, a majority of corporations and other companies who were pretending to be supportive immediately go back to pretending LGBTQ+ people aren't a thing.

Dang, I thought Target would have changed and kept on selling Pride-themed stuff after June, but it looks like its all gone.
Well that's just Corporations after June 30th, innit?

by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022

Corporate

Jan Levinson from The Office

Co-Worker: What is corporate gonna announce in the meeting next week?

Me: I dont know, Jan Levinson is pissed I know that

by WhyjustWhy:0 December 12, 2021

Corporation

A corporation isn't a democracy, because there is a hierarchy. As long as a hierarchy exists, everyone doesn't make the same money at work, everyone doesn't have the same power, because a hierarchy will not allow for that to happen. How much of a boost for people's morale is it really to know that there is a hierarchy and if some people are not in control of it, they want to discard the old one and start a new, fresh one. (not to really bring justice and equality to all, that's been the lie that many have used to rise to power while the world is still as fucked up and unjust as it ever was today, but to benefit from their claims of things that sound good to the masses)

A corporation is not much of a democracy, though it's said to be and supposed to be, in actuality it's closer to a feudal system where the people that feed the masses don't really have to give a fuck about them.

by The Original Agahnim January 30, 2022

Corporate

The one word that's used to describe a company or companies that care more about making money instead of why they exist in the first place.

Disney, YouTube, Nintendo, Netflix, and Facebook are examples of that.

"Space Jam 2 is the definition of Corporate" -Just Stop (Braxton), YouTube

by CartoonEarthBoy2 April 12, 2022