condom

A drysuit made of rubber especially for penis

Jane: AH dick, why aren't you wearing your wetsuit??
Dick: dun worry jane I'm wearing condom.

by Fuckinghomos July 27, 2003

Chongo

What to call someone when they're questionably racist. Also used as a derogatory term in general name-calling.

Shayaan is such a chongo. Did you hear his impression of a Chinese guy?

by crustylasagna February 3, 2021

Used Condom

The female equivalent to a douchebag.

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.

by Darkeststar January 2, 2011

toilet condom

Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?

Derek! I saw a throne today that I wouldn't hover over with two toilet condoms.

by dabert July 18, 2007

time condom

A deadline which prevents an event or activity from spilling over into the time allotted for another.

This meeting needs a damn time condom.

by gotgenes January 25, 2008

condom baby

A condom baby is a retard whose excuse to be a fucktard was brought about by his father ejaculating into a condom, the semen being pushed against the rubber wall, and the condom breaking, making the semen fall in and impregnating the woman.

"No, Austin isn't inbred. He's just a condom baby.

by Stev Warped November 14, 2004

Condo

Popular sex games created on the game platform called ROBLOX

Con_Sent
Condez
Scented Con
Con

Bannable and Fira created 'Condo' games
ROBLOX 'Condo' is fun!
Are 'Condo' games illegal?

by Jason!!!!!!! October 26, 2020