An amorphous group of Americans who may or may not be left of the Tea Party, thus they are not really an alternative to the Tea Party. Unlike the Tea Party which stands firmly on the side of the corporate world's quest for tax cuts and media domination, the Coffee Party just really, really wishes everyone would be nice and discuss their feelings rather than making fun of Obama or the Tea Party.
Coffee Party members are often spotted with blackened, tear-filled eyes and ripped clothing after asking Tea Party members to sit down and discuss their grievances with them. The behavior of Coffee Party members is very similar to that of a woman in an abusive relationship.
Coffee Party members are often spotted with blackened, tear-filled eyes and ripped clothing after asking Tea Party members to sit down and discuss their grievances with them. The behavior of Coffee Party members is very similar to that of a woman in an abusive relationship.
Roommate: What happened to all the Kleenex? I bought 4 boxes and they're all gone.
Coffee Party Member: I had a Coffee Party gathering in the living room and we used them up crying over how people like to call Obama and even the Tea Party names.
Coffee Party Member: I had a Coffee Party gathering in the living room and we used them up crying over how people like to call Obama and even the Tea Party names.
by The Dumpstress October 3, 2011
Get the Coffee Partymug. by elliechris October 4, 2009
Get the coffee jobmug. by maximus April 22, 2004
Get the coffee swingsmug. Same as spill the tea but spilling the coffee means telling a lie to make the gossip fake, usually done to avoid drama.
R:"BITCH!! when are you going to spill the coffee?
A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"
A:"Soon gurl! Karen doesn't know what's going to hit her!"
by asdf27890 June 7, 2018
Get the Spill the Coffeemug. its that look that people make when they get angry or unamused at something, it looks alot like somebody drinking a coffee
by slapapig September 23, 2003
Get the coffee facemug. The opposite of black coffee. Where black coffee has no cream or sugar, white coffee has loads of sugar and mounds of cream, thus giving it a white appearance.
Mostly drunk by trendy American college kids at Starbucks who like to be "hip" by drinking coffee even though they can't stand the flavor.
Mostly drunk by trendy American college kids at Starbucks who like to be "hip" by drinking coffee even though they can't stand the flavor.
Trendy kid 1: "Hey, man, you wanna get some coffee? It's totally groovy!"
Trendy kid 2: "Sure, man, let's go to Starbucks, where all the rad kids hang out!"
Trendy kid 1: "I'll have a tall frappucino with an overpriced sandwich."
Trendy kid 2: "And I'll have a regular coffee, but put lots of cream and sugar in it. I only drink white coffee."
Trendy kid 2: "Sure, man, let's go to Starbucks, where all the rad kids hang out!"
Trendy kid 1: "I'll have a tall frappucino with an overpriced sandwich."
Trendy kid 2: "And I'll have a regular coffee, but put lots of cream and sugar in it. I only drink white coffee."
by Izzy del Bosque June 14, 2011
Get the White Coffeemug. A nap taken after someone has consumed any amount of caffeine (i.e. coffee) resulting not in sleep, but blissful rest, while still mildly conscious.
Evelyn: Hey Kaitlyn, how was your coffee nap?
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
Kaitlyn: It was fantastic I listened to the whole LOVE album, while seeming to float on a cloud.
Evelyn: Awesome! I just had a latte, about to have a coffee nap of my own!
by KMFD October 8, 2007
Get the coffee napmug.