Clussy fever

A newly discovered type of fever that causes the victims to have a attraction to clowns mostly towards feminine ones due to the amygdalae responses to the brain very unnatural, giving affection (romantic and/or sexually) to female clowns from the their normal stereotype

“I noticed that the woopie cushions I use in my routine have goon missing…”
“Awooga!” (Clear sign of the clussy fever)
“I’ve got a bad case clussy-fever, and I wanna make Woopee on her cushions”
“I order Ms. Tornado to put her butt, her whole butt, and nothing but her butt on my face.”

by Voidako Limbodagan July 4, 2022

clustermuck

When the love of your life breaks up with you and the day after you bump into them on the street making out with another girl.

Jennifer experienced a clustermuck when she bumped into Brad making out with Emily in front of 7Eleven.

by Brianna_Ashlee July 25, 2009

clusterfuck

chaotic moment involving chaotic people that leads to more chaos. mayhem. a massive mess of anything.

Getting on public transportation during rush hour in any major city and getting caught up in major "clusterfuck" of people.

by kabuki-mono September 11, 2009

clusterfuck

A Crapload of one or many things...can also be a milk chocolatey candy bar filled with nougat and fuck...

Sorry im late there was a huge clusterfuck at the DMV

Holy Trousers!!! They have new Peanut butter clusterfucks!!

by Bagy_45 November 9, 2006

clusterfuck

A clusterfuck can happen in real life, but mostly, the term is used to describe an online situation in which a singular person is attacked by a group of hostile individuals, and flamed till brown & crisp. Generally, this event occurs on forums, in chatrooms & on Usenet; basically, anywhere people congregate online, to discuss various topics. Potential victims of a clusterfuck include (but are certainly not limited to):

* A clueless noob
* A troll that has outworn it's welcome
* Anybody with ideas & opinions that contrast greatly with those held by the majority of the other chatters/posters.
* Individuals who demonstrate really bad spelling and/or grammar.
* The only white/black/hispanic/etc.. in an all white/black/hispanic/etc.. forum, chatroom, or newsgroup that holds racist views.
* A Homosexual amongst heterosexuals, and vice-versa.
* A man/woman amongst radical feminists/misogynists.
* Post whores.
* People who are just generally annoying & bothersome.
* Anarchists.
* Emo kids.
* Bible thumpers.
* Felons.
* Pedophiles.
* Anybody who supports PETA.
* The mentally ill.
* Fat people.
* Trailer trash.
* People who just smell "different".
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Similar terms: gang rape, swarm, group effort, target practice.

When Jill called the moderator a "son of a bitch", she was clusterfucked by nearly half of the members of RPG4Losers.com.

Dave was clusterfucked in the Nazi chatroom, after confessing his love for other men.

Nancy has PTSD, thanks to a massive clusterfuck, administered by a group of vicious masculists.

by I am no one January 2, 2009

Clusterfuck

Group sex. Often called an orgy.

Fuck threesomes! Clusterfucks are where it's at!

by Damantha March 11, 2010

clusing

To remove one's shirt while under the influence of alcohol. Experienced, more aggressive clusers frequently tear off their shirt, rather than taking it off.

"How was your night last night? I could tell you were pretty hammered."
"I'm not sure, but I woke up with my lacoste shirt torn in half. I must have been clusing real hard."

by Man of Gold October 18, 2013