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Closet Scaper

Someone who plays runescape but tells none of his friends or sometimes even his family that plays. Approximatly 98% of the runescape population are closet scapers.
John is a closet scaper, he even deletes his history when friends use his computer!
by Screechingmu October 18, 2008
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closet hippy

A person who seems very down to earth but is not explicitly hippy-like on the outside. Their personality tends to be very laid back in most situations but they do not necessarily identify with tie-dye shirt wearing, marijuana smoking, or Bob Dylan record playing people (at least according to what they'll admit to). They may possess the desire to let their inner hippyness out without evening knowing it.
I used to be a closet hippy, man, but one day I had this amazing experience and bam I realized my true hippy chillin ways were callin.
by livinlovin3 June 12, 2011
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ClosedAI

Used to describe the transformation of OpenAI from a non-profit to a for-profit entity, highlighting the shift away from its original stances on open collaboration and transparency.
Elon, what are you going to name the new research lab? Please name it ClosedAI, and then actually make it open source and non-profit.
by Reavery February 28, 2023
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Eye Closer

Contrary to previous definitions, eye closer actuals does label females as an alcoholic. The current male CAGE criteria is as follows:
C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - do you have the need for an eye opener?
The eye closer is used for for females, it's when they have had too much to drink and a male/men bust in their face landing on or near the eye resulting in an eye closer. The eye closer is only valid if the female wakes up in the morning with a closed eye and can't remember why. The female CAGE criteria is as follows:

C - have you ever felt you should cut down on your drinking?

A - do others annoy you by criticizing your drinking?

G - do you feel guilty about your drinking?

E - did you wake up with a closed eye and can't remember how but you drank heavily the night before?
Becca got an eye closer last night I think... Yeah, I saw her this morning, her eye was cemented shut.

Tonight let's eye close someone.
by Owl Manning November 29, 2010
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Dryer Closet

Being too lazy to remove clothes from the dryer after the cycle finishes. Therefore, you just return to the dryer whenever you need clean clothes, as you would normally do in your closet.
Leann: Hey where is the T Shirt I usually sleep in?
Jim: Oh, I did laundry last week and I think it's in the dryer closet.
Leann: Lazy bastard.
by ChemEngr August 2, 2011
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california closet

When a girl sticks her nose between a guys buttchecks and then his friend yells harambe and smacks his butt cheeks together, squishing her nose. Creed is recommended playing in the backround
Girls nose looks like she was in a california closet
by Danaconda bizarnz April 24, 2018
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Deeply Closeted

A gay man who won't acknowledge he's gay
Person 1: I guess the biggest thing people don't know about me is that I'm a deeply closeted gay man
person 2: You're a gay guy?
Person 1: I'm not gay! I'm deeply closeted!
by joe s. krakowski May 14, 2022
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