clawed

the state of being clueless in a situation or not being able to figure your way out of a situation

"The mouse was clawed in my trap"
"She didn't understand the joke, she's so clawed lmfao"

by Zusu April 25, 2021

clawboy

Metrosexual male whose style and identity has been heavily influenced by White Claw Hard Seltzer. Often spotted in groups, known as clawboyz, sporting various colors of spandex that coincide with their favorite White Claw flavors. Clawboyz can be spotted in packs, riding on mopeds and inflatable scooters, and sometimes are mistaken for low budget Power Rangers cosplay.

Note: In large metropolitan areas, clawboyz sometimes form gangs based on their origin flavor. For example cherryboyz rarely team up with lemonboyz, but might make alliances with limeboyz (or limeladz) based on their complimentary flavors.

Before I was a clawboy, I used to drink Pabst, but now I realize that beer is just Wheat Seltzer and is totally ruining my figure.

by ohh_yeah_fuckin_jeff April 28, 2021

clawedjoker

The feeling or act of passing out due to not being able to breathe from excessive laughter.

Did I just ClawedJoker, or did I pass out from the alcohol?

by ClawedJoker April 14, 2022

Clawch

Clawch Is when a furry or a cat Jumps on your balls unexpectedly.

“This work is so hard… AAAAA I GOT CLAWCHED BY MY CAT!…”

by Toes migee September 16, 2022

Clawrencing

1. Constantly harping on someone, to do something.
2. Generally being an annoyance.

"Gallium play Hollow Knight"
"Incog, please stop Clawrencing."

by Theamingiler October 3, 2022

Dark Clawbuster

This is a channel name on YouTube, google account name, and more. Surprisingly, only one person has ever used this name. And I will not say who, since you could easily guess.

Person: Hi! Who are you?
Me: Dark Clawbuster. Why?
Person: That's a... odd... name...

by Dark Clawbuster July 28, 2018

poverty claws

Poverty claws are Natural Light's alternative to White Claws.

Man, I love White Claws, but I'm broke. We should get some poverty claws. They are cheaper and actually taste better.

by Sywm87 September 8, 2019