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convenient child

A child young enough to be deemed "cute" by your peers, who you take multiple photos and upload them to social media, particularly Instagram. They are a means of getting more 'likes' on your photos.
Friend: "You looked like you were having so much fun with your cousin last weekend."
Me: "Nah, he's just a convenient child"
by Slayer96 August 23, 2017
mugGet the convenient childmug.

spirit child

“Kirsten’s crazy dancing is what makes her my spirit child”
“Look at her wearing that princess dress - she’s my spirit child”
“Dylan ate a whole tub of ice cream - he’s my spirit child”
by Thisismyname23456 March 12, 2018
mugGet the spirit childmug.

Border Child

A child that was born on the border, or crossing the border, of two countries.
Did you know that Pacheco is a border child?
by princeOfRage January 18, 2017
mugGet the Border Childmug.

Child Support

Something the government keeps forgeting to make unabusable.
Nolan: "I truly hate how easily child support can be abused. It's like legalized misandry. If you're a man, not losing your virginity still does not guarantee safety from this because paternity fraud exists. It is mind-blowing how the government is still ignoring this problem."

Leo: "Bullshit like this is why I'm not planning on getting any bitches, and why I'm avoiding areas where I'm likely to be forced to have sex with a woman."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
mugGet the Child Supportmug.

hoodie child

That of a hoodie child is like a basketcase but we're not as depressed or overly bisexual
She is suck a hoodie child I wish I cod be that happy all the time
by To that one girl on omegle February 24, 2020
mugGet the hoodie childmug.

needs-child

Stop behaving like a needs-child
by M February 9, 2004
mugGet the needs-childmug.

Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.
Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!
by ZoBo0mAf0o August 8, 2017
mugGet the Child Molestisitymug.

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